Description
- FOR SENIORS ONLY YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS, BACK OFF Crafted for those with wisdom, wit, and a few well-earned wrinkles. Keep your skin soft and your laugh lines proud.
- FRAGRANCE-FREE BECAUSE NO SCENTS IS THE BEST SENSE Our Unscented bar skips the fancy whiffs and lets you smell like your charming self. Who needs potpourri when youve got personality?
- WITH MSM ITS LIKE A SPA DAY WITHOUT THE FUSS MSM supports aging skin, adding a dash of youth without the need for scented candles or a meditation soundtrack.
- REAL GOAT MILK BECAUSE YOURE NO SPRING CHICKEN Made with rich goat milk to keep your skin feeling softer than your sense of humor.
- ARTISANALLY MADE A SMALL-BATCH MASTERPIECE Handmade with the finest natural ingredients and a sprinkle of dry wit. No fake fragrances here; only the real deal for real people.